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Should I make an Ask Databyte tumblr?

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Zillah
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature

Australia

Name: Z

_{Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DS_{DS Lite}, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [`alohalilo]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]
Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

Contact Info:

AIM: ZbuuZa
MSN: Katimakittycat@hotmail.com
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight
Yahho: Wooden_Flashlight@yahoo.com

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"SKANKL!"
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."

My BFFS: _{In no order}

My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE:

PPLZ I KNOW IRL:

(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5^th 1990-August 14^th2012.

Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On:

My Kooklets[Kids]:

WIFEY:

HUSBAND:

My sisters:

My Big, Stupid Brother:

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{ID was drawn by *BambooDog}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Journal History

Apr 28, 2013 Ask Databyte!
Mar 14, 2013 Leaving in 12 hours
Mar 13, 2013 Oh I should probably say something
Mar 9, 2013 Dear Watchers: Looking for an Editor to hire[paid]
Feb 25, 2013 HOLD ON this needs to be addressed
Feb 19, 2013 nazegoreng is having a watcher contest!
Feb 17, 2013 Okay okay my TRUE thoughts on Season Finale
Feb 16, 2013 MY COMPREHENSIVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS EPISODE
Feb 4, 2013 YOU MUST
Feb 2, 2013 Free Plush Giveaway! By Sophillia~!

Ask Databyte!

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 28, 2013, 4:54 PM

Yeah I gave in. I made Databyte an ask account. It's not an RP account, it's an ASK ONLY account. I probably won't be on much, but go for it. I turned Anonymous Questions just in case you don't have an account :3

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~Thejewelkitten 1 day ago

I INVENTED SKUL COLLERZ@!!11!111!!!!!!1!

no I'm sorry

~coo-coo-coo May 13, 2013 New member Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thank you for watch~

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~Emberfall0507 May 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Thanks for the watch!

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=Jynzo May 1, 2013

hi im paul

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~wulongti Apr 27, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thanks for the

on Action Formers Disposal MTMTE Tailgate in hand!

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~ClearBlueSky11 Apr 2, 2013 Student General Artist

wanna commision?

=BDixonarts Mar 31, 2013 Professional Digital Artist

thanks for the fav and the watch

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=Jynzo Mar 28, 2013

It's been a while. How are things?

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~Sayuri-Cruz Mar 24, 2013 Artisan Crafter

Thanks a lot for the Fav

*Kesyu Mar 16, 2013

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~Sayuri-Cruz Mar 15, 2013 Artisan Crafter

Thanks a lot for DA watching ♥

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=vonBorowsky Mar 12, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Thank you for watching!

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~NoirSan Mar 11, 2013

thanx for the fav

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~A-Virginia-D Mar 10, 2013 Hobbyist

thanks for the watch.
and your name seems familiar do you have a tumbr?

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~pika Mar 5, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Thanks for letting me not unsee that Overlord picture. MY EYES ARE BURNING!

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~Freakerybattery4 Mar 3, 2013

nice icon

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*Miss-Bow Feb 27, 2013 Student Digital Artist

_{[link] c:}

=EquestriaPlush Feb 25, 2013 Professional Artisan Crafter

thanks for the watch

I hope you enjoy the ponies!

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~Witchenboy13 Feb 20, 2013

I wonder what your opinion of the brony fandom is now compared to what it once was.

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~hazeltopaz Feb 20, 2013

I like your webcam image of the keyboard! Now I'm staring at it constantly!

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*silly-little-flower Feb 20, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Hey there, I just want to thank you for the support you gave about my group in this comment section here: [link] Because I can't comment and thank you there, I'm doing it here on your profile instead xD ^^

Me and JunglePony did use to be friends. But the only reason he's so butthurt is because I wouldn't let him submit porn into my group: which he kept trying to do over and over. Pretty pathetic reason to want to hack the group. Anyway, thank you very much <3

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*grandmoonma Feb 18, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

you have been tagged
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