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Name: Z


Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DSDS Lite, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [alohalilo]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]

Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

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AIM: ZbuuZa
MSN: Katimakittycat@hotmail.com
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight
Yahho: Wooden_Flashlight@yahoo.com

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"SKANKL!"
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."


My BFFS: In no order
:iconxenacee::iconpeanutchan::iconblack-heart-spiral:
:iconbamboodog::icondarkesong::iconmiin-miin:
:iconwhittykitty::iconstorm-blue::iconhelix-wing:
:iconhello-tech::icontayanacon::iconijustwannafly:


My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE: :iconpeanutchan:

PPLZ I KNOW IRL:
:iconinsaneladyofdoom: :iconhi-no-tenchi-23: :icontayanacon: :iconnot-anonymous: :iconocto-erotica:
:iconperri-the-platypus: :iconkillermonk3000: :iconhelix-wing: :iconinvader-zim-fanatic: :iconpeanutchan:
(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

:iconamyjanebrandhagen: Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5th 1990-August 14th2012.


Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On: :iconwhittykitty:

My Kooklets[Kids]: :iconxcopyen002:

My sisters: :iconhello-tech: :iconinfinitumm: :iconstorm-blue: :iconkrazifreak:

My Big, Stupid Brother: :iconbamboodog:


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NOEP [MLP episode spoilers]

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 11, 2014, 7:18 PM
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HAHA okay I don't make journals on DA often obviously but I can't get over this like

SO people throw a fucking fit over DERPY, but not Snips and Snails, and then in todays episode they don't just suggest or even playfully hint at some kind of disability or disorder, they graphically depict a pony with a severe mental disorder, to the point an intervention is really needed, and it's played for laughs? 

And no one has a problem with this?

Oh, haha, it's funny, we'll just down play the animal abuse in animal hoarding and how sick people are who do it and laugh at how filthy and full of shit her house is. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that, but GOD FORBID WE GOT A WALL EYED PONY. 

OH, and then they don't do anything to HELP this character, they just come and see how terrible her house is and then they leave. Like what-- and I'm not over-reacting when saying she was depicted as a fucking hoarder, okay? There was books and shit stacked to the ceiling and cats everywhere, and they even mentioned her having lunch that she'd left there for fuck knows how long, and then a cartoony version of a dead cat in the form of a cat sitting there that she blows away into dust??? Holy fucking hell, and the cats are just tumbling all out of everything and no what the fuck Hasbro what the hell

WHY IS NO ONE-- WHAT THE FUCK? 

HAHA LET'S LAUGH AT HOARDERS

WALL EYED PONY?

I'M OFFENDED! 


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NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm rubbing myself on your page. And you like it.
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NathanTheMoldy Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whatever happened to :iconmlp-fim:? Since you're one of the admins? :hmm:
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Thanks for the Fav :)
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Thanks for the fav ^^
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DemonViridian Dec 23, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Hiho! Thank you very much for fav my Coraline doll! Have some nice Christmas days!
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peanutchan Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*crawls on*
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magicderp Nov 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
Um hi I know you r the founder of the group mlp fim I'm in it but I am new to da and I would like to ask you if by any chance you could on the group that I (magicderp) need some points to get a membership I don't want to buy it so I'll get it with points I need to change my name but I need membership I only need 400 points but no one gave me any except my friend and she gave me 5 so thank you very much and if you can't or don't want to do it it's fine thank you any way have a good day
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my nigga, what's up?
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peanutchan Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
I know it was yesterday...
But I still love you! :heart:
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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the *birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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:iconcaekplz: Happy birthday!
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On behalf of :iconcybertronians: admin team, I wish you a very  happy birthday!! :D


Hope today is great! :)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY~! <3

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:party: :iconballoonplz: :iconcheerplz: :iconcakechocplz: Happy birthday =Wooden-Flashlight!! :iconcakepinkplz: :iconcheerplz: :iconballoonplz: :party:

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