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Name: Z

Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DSDS Lite, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [alohalilo]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]

Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

Contact Info:

AIM: ZbuuZa
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."

My BFFS: In no order

My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE: :iconpeanutchan:

:iconinsaneladyofdoom: :iconhi-no-tenchi-23: :icontayanacon: :iconnot-anonymous: :iconocto-erotica:
:iconperri-the-platypus: :iconkillermonk3000: :iconhelix-wing: :iconinvader-zim-fanatic: :iconpeanutchan:
(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

:iconamyjanebrandhagen: Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5th 1990-August 14th2012.

Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On: :iconwhittykitty:

My Kooklets[Kids]: :iconxcopyen002:

My sisters: :iconhello-tech: :iconschwarz-1: :iconkrazifreak:

My Big, Stupid Brother: :iconbamboodog:

ID was drawn by BambooDog

Journal History

Z's Birthday/Christmas wishlist

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 22, 2014, 4:59 PM

I figured I might as well put it up here too 8D I put this on my tumblr but I'll put it here too. 

I figured I'd just do it why not right? o////o My birthday is November 5th.

 If you want to get me one of these  physical things, we'll obviously need to contact first so I can give you a shipping address and whatnot...But first! 

Fics/Fanart I would love as gifts:

-#Seamonkeys art. Seamonkeys is [for those who do not know] the ship name for Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias from the webseries RWBY. I ship them hardcore. I would literally be the happiest motherfucker on the planet for fic/art for Seamonkeys to be for my birthday/christmas gifts, omg.

-Autobot Ratchet- I really love Ratchet from Transformers, specifically Prime, IDW, and Animated versions. Art/fic of him would be wonderful //// <3 

-Lockdown- Same goes for this motherfucker, though specifically I would love some art of "my" version of Lockdown, which would be TFP Lockdown. You can find art of my version of Lockdown here.

-OC art??? I mean I will always love OC art but I don't really feel comfortable with people writing my characters, sans a select few people [you know who you are], Anonymous Fragger and Databyte in particular. But if there's an OC you'd like to draw of mine, you can ask me for references and I'll readily give them. I have OCs that range fom Humans, fantasy creatures, Transformers, other mecha, and ponies. 8D


I actually totally love gift cards, but not all of them can be used for things I really like, but will be moreso used for things I needs [like flea and dewormer meds for my dog] BUT here's a list of Giftcards I would totally love.

-Papa Murphy's 

-Pizza Hut

-Gaia Online



Physical Stuff

There's a few things I'd really want but can't buy because I have to spend my money on things I need. So 'physical' stuff would be things I really want but can't get for myself. I'm including images of these for references |D I didn't put links to where to buy them because I have no idea if where I found them at is the cheapest. For all I know it might be cheaper to buy some of these in person and ship it.

Cookie Scoop [because a little brat broke mine.] Specifically, the 2 tablespoon sized kind.


Leader Class Jetfire: Generations


Generations Megatron


Generations Trailcutter


Generations Orion Pax


Wishpets Alligator Plush [36'' long] 


Secret of Kells on Blu-Ray: Special Edition


keep in mind my shipping address has changed recently so you probably don't know it unless you've sent me something in the last 8 months.



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Hitori-The-Bitch Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
Thank you for the :+fav:! :heart:
leafaye Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
OMFG! I love your art!
We should get coffee sometime!
Coffee Coffee Coffee
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Ellyntaal Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
What is love?
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patriciagilliam2013 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
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Hitori-The-Bitch Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Thank you for the :+fav:! :heart:
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Glitter-Cloud Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
I heard that you've been getting rip-off's of you're character. I just wanted to say that i feel terrible that these things are happening to you and i will be there to help if you need it :)
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Sayuri-Cruz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014   Artisan Crafter
 Thanks so much for the Fav. :squee: 
Please don´t feel spammed. But you like my work, so i thought it is a nice idea to tell, there is a raffle open to win a dragon made by me :) (Smile)
Have a look to my FB Page with the raffle, it ends tomorrow evening 20h CET ♥…
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Maneki-Neko44 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014   General Artist
How do I submit into folders?
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Maneki-Neko44 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014   General Artist
How do I submit now?
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patriciagilliam2013 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
i hate you
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NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm rubbing myself on your page. And you like it.
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Tyler5544 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
If you don't sign this petition along with the members of :iconmlp-fim: then your fan art of MLP will be gone all because of TPP. So can you please sign this petition to save Deviantart.…
NathanTheMoldy Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whatever happened to :iconmlp-fim:? Since you're one of the admins? :hmm:
Sayuri-Cruz Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the Fav :)
pwassonne Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav ^^
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DemonViridian Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Hiho! Thank you very much for fav my Coraline doll! Have some nice Christmas days!
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peanutchan Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*crawls on*
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magicderp Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
Um hi I know you r the founder of the group mlp fim I'm in it but I am new to da and I would like to ask you if by any chance you could on the group that I (magicderp) need some points to get a membership I don't want to buy it so I'll get it with points I need to change my name but I need membership I only need 400 points but no one gave me any except my friend and she gave me 5 so thank you very much and if you can't or don't want to do it it's fine thank you any way have a good day
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Ellyntaal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
my nigga, what's up?
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peanutchan Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
I know it was yesterday...
But I still love you! :heart:
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KoudelkaW Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the *birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: ~KoudelkaW
mari-chan Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcaekplz: Happy birthday!
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clipchip Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
Happy Birthday!
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