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Name: Z

Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DSDS Lite, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [alohalilo]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]

Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

Contact Info:

AIM: ZbuuZa
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."

My BFFS: In no order

My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE: :iconpeanutchan:

:iconinsaneladyofdoom: :iconhi-no-tenchi-23: :icontayanacon: :iconnot-anonymous: :iconocto-erotica:
:iconperri-the-platypus: :iconkillermonk3000: :iconhelix-wing: :iconinvader-zim-fanatic: :iconpeanutchan:
(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

:iconamyjanebrandhagen: Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5th 1990-August 14th2012.

Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On: :iconwhittykitty:

My Kooklets[Kids]: :iconxcopyen002:

My sisters: :iconhello-tech: :iconschwarz-one: :iconkrazifreak:

My Big, Stupid Brother: :iconbamboodog:

ID was drawn by BambooDog

Journal History

Z's Birthday/Christmas wishlist

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 22, 2014, 4:59 PM

I figured I might as well put it up here too 8D I put this on my tumblr but I'll put it here too. 

I figured I'd just do it why not right? o////o My birthday is November 5th.

 If you want to get me one of these  physical things, we'll obviously need to contact first so I can give you a shipping address and whatnot...But first! 

Fics/Fanart I would love as gifts:

-#Seamonkeys art. Seamonkeys is [for those who do not know] the ship name for Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias from the webseries RWBY. I ship them hardcore. I would literally be the happiest motherfucker on the planet for fic/art for Seamonkeys to be for my birthday/christmas gifts, omg.

-Autobot Ratchet- I really love Ratchet from Transformers, specifically Prime, IDW, and Animated versions. Art/fic of him would be wonderful //// <3 

-Lockdown- Same goes for this motherfucker, though specifically I would love some art of "my" version of Lockdown, which would be TFP Lockdown. You can find art of my version of Lockdown here.

-OC art??? I mean I will always love OC art but I don't really feel comfortable with people writing my characters, sans a select few people [you know who you are], Anonymous Fragger and Databyte in particular. But if there's an OC you'd like to draw of mine, you can ask me for references and I'll readily give them. I have OCs that range fom Humans, fantasy creatures, Transformers, other mecha, and ponies. 8D


I actually totally love gift cards, but not all of them can be used for things I really like, but will be moreso used for things I needs [like flea and dewormer meds for my dog] BUT here's a list of Giftcards I would totally love.

-Papa Murphy's 

-Pizza Hut

-Gaia Online



Physical Stuff

There's a few things I'd really want but can't buy because I have to spend my money on things I need. So 'physical' stuff would be things I really want but can't get for myself. I'm including images of these for references |D I didn't put links to where to buy them because I have no idea if where I found them at is the cheapest. For all I know it might be cheaper to buy some of these in person and ship it.

Cookie Scoop [because a little brat broke mine.] Specifically, the 2 tablespoon sized kind.


Leader Class Jetfire: Generations


Generations Megatron


Generations Trailcutter


Generations Orion Pax


Wishpets Alligator Plush [36'' long] 


Secret of Kells on Blu-Ray: Special Edition


keep in mind my shipping address has changed recently so you probably don't know it unless you've sent me something in the last 8 months.



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D-structive Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
Thanks for the fav! :dummy:
kandoo4 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Hey, Flashlight, did you hear? Rayodragon, the creator of the image we argued about, recently passed away... :( (Sad) 

I'll be your huckleberry!
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Angelic-Blossoms Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Thought I'd drop by  and say heeelllloooo :heart:
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Jusu-Tengu Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Student Traditional Artist

How do other artists manage to get their art in that MLP-FiM group like it's hyper-easy? I dunno. Do tell me now; does the group have high quality standards & only accept the highest quality of pony art in all of dA? ō__ō)"

(Sorry in advance if my question sounds abrupt)
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NWolfman Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Filmographer
I love your icon. Did you make it?
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adkead80 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 7, 2014
Hello. I understand that you're were the founder of this group ( ). I submitted one of my deviants to this group and it turned out that time had expired. Now I am not mad, or upset nor do I have any ideas about trying to add it to the group again. If you look into my gallery, most of my work is done on pencil and paper. However, my first and only MLP thing I have on DA was the first time I made something with my computer and a paint program. Since it is a first time, I would appreciate any honest feedback on how to improve.
blood-tempest Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014

:party: :iconballoonplz: :iconcheerplz: :iconcakechocplz: Happy birthday Wooden-Flashlight!! :iconcakepinkplz: :iconcheerplz: :iconballoonplz: :party:


On behalf of the Cybertronians's admin team, I wish you a very happy belated birthday!! :D
dreaming-of-serenity Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Fluffomaru Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist
happy birthday!
Ashtrol Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!
FoxAircurrent Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Happy birthday :3
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
pazlowq Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014   Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 5th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We  hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's  to another year!

:cake: Happy Birthday Godliek :D by elicoronel16  Lily Wishing a Happy Birthday by spring-sky  Happy Birthday, whitemajic by AitamiIkimo  happybirthday purpledinosaurX3 by person4113

:iconchampagneplz: Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love: :iconchampagneplz:

Happy Birthday Banner 2 by Momma--G

Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: LDFranklin
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HealerCharm Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:cake: :huggle: Happy Birthday dear, have a great day~ :aww: :party: :dance:
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RetardedDogProductns Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday!!! :D
HiroHamada Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
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:iconballoonsplz: :iconaqua-bplz: :iconaqua-iplz: :iconaqua-rplz: :iconaqua-tplz: :iconaqua-hplz: :iconaqua-dplz: :iconaqua-aplz: :iconaqua-yplz: :iconballoonsplz2:
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :iconpresentplz::iconcheerplz::iconpineappletardplz::iconbummiesplz::iconlaplayplz::iconladrumplz::iconlabeatplz::iconballoonplz::iconpresentplz: :iconhappybirthday2plz:
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HappyKittyShop Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday sweetheart <33 Have an amazing day! Free Birthday Icon happy DA B-day :3 
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Wreck-ItRalph Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :iconpresentplz::iconbonklers::iconpineappletardplz::iconbummiesplz::iconlaplayplz::iconladrumplz::iconlabeatplz::iconballoonplz::iconpresentplz: :iconhappybirthday2plz:
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Doc-Dragon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
Hi, just wondering, if someone submits a drawing to MLP-FiM group and wait for submission then it says it's expired after a week, is that in another words declined?
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Hitori-The-Bitch Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
Thank you for the :+fav:! :heart:
leafaye Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
OMFG! I love your art!
We should get coffee sometime!
Coffee Coffee Coffee
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Zoulaux Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
What is love?
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patriciagilliam2013 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
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Hitori-The-Bitch Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Thank you for the :+fav:! :heart:
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