Wooden-Flashlight

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Murdoc meets Astrus by Wooden-Flashlight, literature

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Murdoc meets Astrus

The old truck rocked and heaved as it rolled into the town. **Welcome to Indieville** had been on the sign, and the huge male heaved a sigh of relief at the sight of it. He palmed around in the seat beside him for the tablet that was wedge between the seat cushions. Pulling the thin device free after a few gentle pulls, he pulled over to start typing with one hand on the device. `I made it! I'm just outside of town. I'll meet you outside the address you gave me, okay?` He hit 'send' then pulled his huge boot off the break and pulled back onto the road. The truck was bright silver, or it was supposed to be, under all the dust. Rolling thro

Meatloaf Recipe by Wooden-Flashlight, literature

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Meatloaf Recipe

My friend Amy, she loved to make this with me. This is my own recipe I invented. 1 1/2 to 3 lbs ground beef 1 cup milk 1 egg 1 cup ground up cheddar Cheeze-Itz 2 1/2 tablespoons of Onion Powder* McCormick’s Hamburger Spice* Worchestire sauce* *For the Onion Powder, keep in mind it’s a REPLACEMENT for chopped onion. Season to taste. *Season to taste for Worchestire and Hamburger Spice. Also steak and stuff spice from McCormick’s works too. Heat your oven to 350. Put cheeze-its into a plastic bag, leaving it open. Then with a glass bowl, roll it over the crackers until they’re a fine, crushed up consistent size. I m

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Nov 5, 1991
Deviant for 15 years
He / Him

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Name: Z

_{Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DS_{DS Lite}, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [alohalilo]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]
Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

Contact Info:

AIM: ZbuuZa
MSN: Katimakittycat@hotmail.com
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight
Yahho: Wooden_Flashlight@yahoo.com

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"SKANKL!"
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."

My BFFS: _{In no order}

My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE:

PPLZ I KNOW IRL:

(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5^th 1990-August 14^th2012.

Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On:

My Kooklets[Kids]:

My sisters:

My Big, Stupid Brother:

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{ID was drawn by BambooDog}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Favourite Movies

Live action: O Brother Where Art Thou and Dr. Horrible. Animated: Felidae and Interstella5555

Favourite Games

Okami

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2

Other Interests

Transformers, Plushies, Roleplaying, Fanfiction, District 9

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WeUniteComics

Apr 8, 2023

Hi, I'm not sure if you are simply inactive or not, but if your art takes a while to be accepted, does that usually mean it doesn't meet quality standards or it naturally takes a while for accepting suggestions?

Gamerpen

Aug 25, 2020

Hej could I be unbanned from mlp-fim group

JJJMadness

Nov 5, 2019

HealerCharm

Nov 5, 2019

Happy, Happy Birthday to you, my dear! ^.^ Tight Hug

Have a lovely day with best wishes!

cheriibat

Nov 5, 2019

Happy Birthday!

Hope you are going to have a wonderful day. :3c

Oushuu

Jan 13, 2019

Hi fellow Kya Dark Lineage fan,

There's a person who's very talented out there who wants to create a Kya game. He made a 3D Kya model etc. Gameplays of his work can be found on the Kya Dark Lineage Fanclub group: www.facebook.com/groups/499738… If you don't trust this link then that's fine, you can search it by name: Kya Dark Lineage. He also has a Tumblr website with his commentary: kyadarklineage2.tumblr.com

Please, join this group and leave a comment. He deserves the praise for his hard work. With this we can let the community grow. Maybe we can get a sequel someday after 15 years. Thank you in advance!

Best regards

Odd-Inkrabbit

Nov 19, 2018

hahahah i found this parody account that i made back when i was patriciagilliam2013, sorry about all that nonsense btw.
www.deviantart.com/wooodonsloo…